It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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