Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
