Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Is Oprah even human
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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