Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I seem to have left my pride at pride
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
you didnt know i had herpes?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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