I think about you every night.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...