He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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