No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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