If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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