I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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