i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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