So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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