im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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