Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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