just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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