So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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