this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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