four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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