i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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