And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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