He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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