In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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