I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
