I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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