I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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