Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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