Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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