I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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