so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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