that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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