The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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