just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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