You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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