I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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