Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i dont even know how to be here
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
My dad is sitting where you rode me
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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