4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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