It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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