So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i out mim tonsoeep
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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