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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Potential corruption. He's 19.

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  Get them while they're young!

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  (248): Potential corruption. He's 19. (1-248): Get them while they're young! http://tfl.nu/cezi
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  (504): View more from Louisiana

  idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...

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  dude, i think you're in initiation!

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  shit. that's not good.

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  (504): idk, it's all black and i hear low talking... (1-504): dude, i think you're in initiation! (504): shit. that's not good. http://tfl.nu/abg7
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.

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  (973): i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex. http://tfl.nu/uspy
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you

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  (978): There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you http://tfl.nu/oh5b
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  (775): View more from Nevada

  Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship

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  (775): Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship http://tfl.nu/iroi
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  (740): View more from Ohio

  Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does

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  (740): Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does http://tfl.nu/kyc4
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  (315): View more from New York

  well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her

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  (315): well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her http://tfl.nu/gcpo
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished

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  (303): Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished http://tfl.nu/9vgd
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  (561): View more from Florida

  His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.

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  (561): His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face. http://tfl.nu/pof4
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  (803): View more from South Carolina

  For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.

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  (803): For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early. http://tfl.nu/j6ta
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.

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  (301): Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome. http://tfl.nu/mlzd
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  (667): View more from Maryland

  what customs doesn't know wont hurt them

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  (667): what customs doesn't know wont hurt them http://tfl.nu/bm46
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.

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  tell her thanks so much

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  (570): I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences. (484): tell her thanks so much http://tfl.nu/mozf
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  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls

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  (484): I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls http://tfl.nu/b7mx
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  (562): View more from California

  You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.

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  Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?

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  (562): You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed. (310): Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon? http://tfl.nu/cki1
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