I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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