I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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