Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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