im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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