And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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