Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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