I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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