Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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