if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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