If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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