I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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