Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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