So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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