I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye