3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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