i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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