Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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