its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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