Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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